Hello, test subjects! Cave Johnson here.

A few weeks ago we started up our fledgling Test on Your Own Time initiative, where we give YOU, the at-home tester, the opportunity to TEST AT HOME for NO PAY while also PAYING for your OWN TEST EQUIPMENT. Exciting stuff. We are gonna save a bundle.

Anyway, demand was so high on pre-orders for the P-body device (on sale July 1st) that the entire pre-order allotment sold out in less than two hours. So: We produced an ADDITIONAL 240 units, available for pre-order TONIGHT at midnight EST.

These things’ll go hotcake-fast, so do yourself a big favor and click on over there to grab your own portal device, so you can do ME a bigger favor by testing at home for free.

Cave Johnson, we’re done here.